What you don’t know about HIPSTERS

 Look at this picture. Now lock your eyes at it, stare harder and deeper. Close your eyes and take 3 big deep breathes. Do you now have the sudden urge to now wear skinny jeans, put on raggity hat and grow a beard just like this guy? I know what you’re thinking… This guy is […]

What is the meaning of life? Explained

I have been somewhat MIA in the last few months. I’ve just been in a badass mood. Not the in a hot Lara Croft badass assassin’ kind of way, but more like a Bridget Jones the world-can-go-fck-itself kind of way. Everyone has a bad day now and again. And for me, I actually broke down […]

Let’s be honest, everyone has a Bang Day

  “Hell yyeeahhh…. I’m DTF, JVo!” was how the conversation started a few months ago when I asked my friend how his single life was travelling. “What’s DTF?” I naively asked him. The other boys shook their heads in disbelief, “Err… have you been under a rock? It’s Down to F*ck!” Then further looks of […]

The Party Animal

People have been commenting and making smart remarks about how much of a party animal I am. “Partying it up this weekend, are we?” is a typical question I get all… the time! But it is far from the truth. The truth is, at this very moment I am sitting in bed with a cup […]

Alessandra Ambrosio does Tough Mudder 2014

  Well hello there, it’s JVo here again! You remember me, right? The really fabulous young (ahem..) lady who sometimes blog and may also be confused as Jessica Alba at the best of times? “Oh.. right! Yes, the extremely modest one who has a smoking body? You’re pretty amazing… and pretty awesome… and really really […]

The Bro Code versus The Chick Code

 I often get text messages like this from a few of my close guy friends: We speak liberally about their hoodlum adventures. Yes, it is offensive. Yes, we are objectifying women. Yes, it’s a little on the wrong town.  But it’s all good… because I’m a Bro, yo! What is a Bro exactly? Listen to […]

Biatches be like, what’s happening in 2014?

    Yo! Whaddup Homies? So it’s  2014… And I’m back and I’m black! Okay, I’m not black. I’m not even brown, but what I do now own is a few more of these swagaliscious snapback caps, which gives me the license to speak black to whoever and whenever I want. Word… to yo Mother! […]

This means War. I am AALLBBAA…!

It’s been a little while since I’ve updated you on my Jessica Alba body challenge or SASSed anything for that matter. I’ve been a busy girl, okay? Work, family, friends, exercise, sex… you know the deal! “How are you coming along with that Alba body of yours JVo? Well boys and girls if you’ve seen me […]

So you wanna Eye-F*ck?

Okay, I’m not really big on picking up at a bar, a club or picking up in general for that matter. So before heading out with the girls one night, they decided to give me some advice, “What you need to do is give the guy you’re interested in ‘the look’. Look at them in […]

Introducing Gossip Girl AKA Paul Michael

    I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Paul. I’m 25 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an icepack […]