What you don’t know about HIPSTERS

 Look at this picture. Now lock your eyes at it, stare harder and deeper. Close your eyes and take 3 big deep breathes. Do you now have the sudden urge to now wear skinny jeans, put on raggity hat and grow a beard just like this guy? I know what you’re thinking… This guy is […]

What is the meaning of life? Explained

I have been somewhat MIA in the last few months. I’ve just been in a badass mood. Not the in a hot Lara Croft badass assassin’ kind of way, but more like a Bridget Jones the world-can-go-fck-itself kind of way. Everyone has a bad day now and again. And for me, I actually broke down […]

Let’s be honest, everyone has a Bang Day

  “Hell yyeeahhh…. I’m DTF, JVo!” was how the conversation started a few months ago when I asked my friend how his single life was travelling. “What’s DTF?” I naively asked him. The other boys shook their heads in disbelief, “Err… have you been under a rock? It’s Down to F*ck!” Then further looks of […]

The Party Animal

People have been commenting and making smart remarks about how much of a party animal I am. “Partying it up this weekend, are we?” is a typical question I get all… the time! But it is far from the truth. The truth is, at this very moment I am sitting in bed with a cup […]

The Bro Code versus The Chick Code

 I often get text messages like this from a few of my close guy friends: We speak liberally about their hoodlum adventures. Yes, it is offensive. Yes, we are objectifying women. Yes, it’s a little on the wrong town.  But it’s all good… because I’m a Bro, yo! What is a Bro exactly? Listen to […]

So you wanna Eye-F*ck?

Okay, I’m not really big on picking up at a bar, a club or picking up in general for that matter. So before heading out with the girls one night, they decided to give me some advice, “What you need to do is give the guy you’re interested in ‘the look’. Look at them in […]

How low will you go? YOLO!

I’ve been out and about lately, just hanging out with friends, not really looking for anything and certainly not ‘looking for love’. But you see… I have issues. I have some sort of invisible ink branded onto my forehead. The kind that’s only visible to the males species with, “If you’re 23 and under, come […]